Tuesday, May 25, 2010

blown up like a F#$%ing BALLOON

so yeah, my hatred for water is exacerbated by the fact that i am a HUGE BALLOON today. my rings don't fit. my shoes are tight. and my belly is sticking out like there's a little babe in there - BUT THERE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so if i don't drink water, life sucks and if i do drink water, life sucks.

drama.

ok so what do i do? stop eating salt. F that. stop drinking water? yes, that's what i'm gonna do. psych.

FML.

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